Big night out in a crowd, just the two of us, or…?Start in the crowd, end up alone.
Can you cook?I’m no master chef, but I like it.
Can you guess how tall I am?Six feet exactly!
Choose: food or sex!Why not combine them?
Coffee or tea?I don’t care.
What matters in the company.
Did anything surprising happen lately?I realized that I could get used to living here.
Do you have any close friends?Yeah, a few.
But, They’re worth it.
Do you like camping?I do.
I love being one with nature.
Do you like dancing?I do, though it is not a pretty sight.
Do you like girls that are a bit on a husky side?I don’t care.
It’s the personality that attracts me.
Do you like reality TV?I hate it.
It’s all fake anyway.
Hey!Only when the urge is too hard to resist.
Do I play with myself, and if so, how often?
I know I look awesome, and it’ll be hard to do it but, can you guess how old I am?I think you’re 28
I like me, but what do you like about me the most?You’re proud of your style!
Now, tread carefully and try to guess my weight!170 pounds.
Some girls find great pleasure in anal sex.No. And that makes me sad.
Am I one of those?
Some girls like it all natural down there.You’re a fan of keeping things nicely trimmed!
What about me?
They say sex is best when it’s one on one.I’d say yes, but you’d be up to adding more.
Do you think that I agree?
Were you a popular kid in school?Not really.
I only hit my stride later on.
What are you looking forward to the most?Seeing what’s the next surprise life has in store for me.
What do I for fun?I can tell you like bike rides.
I mean, regular, casual fun.
What do you like to do after sex?Honestly, I just roll over and sleep.
What is that one sexual thing I dream about?A whole night of nothing but lovemaking.
What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you?My dog ran away once.
I couldn’t find him for days.
What is your secret passion?I dabble in music, but it’s no big deal.
What would be your last meal?Something that’d ‘et me savor the taste for as long as possible.
What’s the weirdest job you ever had?I worked at a movie theatre. People are so filthy!
What’s the worst time you ever had?A close friend moved to another continent.
It was sad.
When it comes to playing, do I like toys?You’re neutral.
Don’t mind them, but don’t love them too much.
You wanna feel them? Guess my cup size first!I remember them being Cs.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z are such an inspiration.Bonnie and Clyde!
There relationship is something to strive for.
Beyoncé is my hero.I can see your halo!
I can’t pick my favorite song.
Do you care about a girl’s virginity?That’s just a social construct.
Do you remember how I feel about threesomes?You’re definitely down for a threesome, but only with a younger guy and younger girl.
Do you remember how I style my pubes?Arrow pointing down.
How big are my breasts?Double D.
How did I say about my weight?You wouldn’t say.
How tall am I?5’9″
I have so many girls in my classes, but not enough guys.Maybe I’ll enroll, just to watch you lecture.
I love dancing.Dancing can be magical!
I feel like another person on the dance floor!
I used to play the trumpet, but I quit.Did you play in a jazz band?
I miss those days.
I’m so sick of people valuing STEM fields more than the humanities.They’re both equally important.
My personal hero is Rosa Parks.She is a shining example of how we should all act in the face of injustice.
Ok, you should know this!You like being complimented on your knowledge of 19th-century American authors.
What do I like hearing about myself?
What age do you wish you could permanently be?I’m quite happy with where and who I am at the moment.
What do I think about touching myself?Once a week, when the hubby stays working late.
What has feminism done for you today?Men and women are equal, I don’t need feminism to know that.
What is my age?34
What is my opinion on toys?You’d use them but your husband’s a prude.
What is something you don’t think you’ll ever get to experience?Never say never.
Life is full of surprises and I’m open to all of them.
What is your favorite piece of technology?Nothing beats my laptop, I manage all my affairs with it.
What is your favorite season of the year?Spring is the best – winter is finally over and I can feel the sun on my face again!
What makes you laugh?I love listening to comedy podcasts.
What risks are worth taking?I do what feels right at the moment, without overthinking it.
What’s an annoying habit that others have?I’m a pretty easy-going guy.
Nothing bothers me too much.
What’s my favorite hobby?You like to boogie like it’s 1999.
Come on, this one’s easy, look at these hips.
What’s my favorite sexual fantasy?You fantasize about a burglar breaking in and having his way with you while your husband is tied down.
What’s something everyone should try at least once in their lifetime?Traveling.
Seeing new places gives us important new experiences.
Where do I stand on ass play?You love it, but your husband won’t put it there.
A girl can dream!You like it rough!
What’s my sexual fantasy?
Another easy one.It’s not if, It’s how many.
Do I have any private toys?
Bet you’ll never guess my weight!120 pounds.
Do you like reading books?Classic literature has a special place in my heart.
Every girl has something she prefers to hear.You like the way your glasses draw attention to your eyes.
What’s my favorite?
It’s not all fun and games here, you know, though it mostly is.Is it traveling?
What do I do for fun?
It’s not do I pleasure myself, it’s – how often do I do it.Every chance you get.
Let’s hear it.
Let’s talk about sexual fantasies!I want a girl who would dominate me completely.
What haven’t you done yet, but really want to?
Look at these amazing babies! Guess their size!Those are Bs.
Quick question: how tall am I?22 .
Remember the shape of my public hair?You’re completely smooth down there?
Some girls like it up the butt, some don’t.The way you’ve said it, I’d say you do.
What about me?
Some say three is a crowd.You are crazy about group sex.
What do I think about that?
The most exotic location you have been to?I have seen most of the world but haven’t made my mind yet.
This one should be fairly easy.22 .
Guess my age!
What are the best thing and the worst thing about getting older?What good can there be in getting closer to the end?
What do you like about yourself the most?I like to think that I have an interesting personality.
What is on your bucket list?Scoring a three-digit number of sexual partners!!
What was your high school like?I was quite popular, so not much has changed.
What’s one thing not many people know about you?I fall in love too easily.
I’m falling for you as we speak!
Where would you take me for a romantic holiday?A Secluded beach, just you and me, skinny dipping!
Where would you take me right now, if money and time weren’t an issue?Some secret island.
Just you, me and our naked bodies.
A good picnic out in nature, listening to bird chirping and hopefully a creek trickling, is the best date there is.I don’t want to change your mind, I want to take you on that date.
Change my mind.
Do you remember how I style my pubes?In the shape of a flame.
Do you remember my weight?135lbs
How about my favorite sexual fantasy?You’d like to find someone to practice tantric sex with.
I told you this!
How tall am I?5’7″
I like trees.Me too!
Sometimes I feel like they talk to me, you know?
I just love animals.Like the Hindu gods?
I have two dogs, they’re called Kali and Vishunu.
I want to visit India same day.Go in spring, make sure you catch the festival of colors – Holi!
If you want to give me a flower, plant one, don’t pluck it.Flowers are people too!
If you were a girl for a day, what would you be doing?I would just go hang out in the girls’ showers at the gym.
Not that size matters, hehe, but how big are my breasts?B-cup
Ok, you should know this!You like compliments about your lighthearted spirit.
What do I like hearing about myself?
People don’t like vegans, I don’t know why.It’s great if you can be cool about it.
What do I think about… umm… putting it in the butt?Only in a stable relationship.
What is my age?26
What is my opinion on toys?You don’t have any, but you’re not against them.
What was your favorite game as a kid?I really enjoyed playing monopoly and forcing all my friends to go bankrupt.
What would you consider a pleasant surprise?Right now, I’d settle for a surprise vacation!
What’s my favorite hobby?Yoga
Come on, this one’s easy.
What’s your favorite smoothie?Surprise me!
I can make you anything.
Do you ever get a feeling you were born in a wrong decade?Not really.
I’m happy with the way my life is.
Girls just wanna have fun, right?You look like someone who enjoys music!
What is it that I do for fun?
Hey!Something wild, like heart-shaped?
Remember what style of public hair these panties are hiding?
How many sexual partners have you had so far?Like, a dozen or two… Or three?
I know my butt is amazing, but do you remember if it’s an entry zone or not?You seem like a girl who is open to anything.
No pun intended!
If I imagine you imagining what you are imagining, what would I be imagining?Your fetish… I’ll say… Spanking.
Please, let it be spanking!
Imagine you wanted to tell me something that’d knock me off my feet.I adore your bold hair style!
What would you say?
Some folks say that three is a crowd.The more, the merrier.
What is my take on that?
Tell me, what does a girl like me like to play with in her free time?Chains, whips, handcuffs, the whole ordeal!
We all play with ourselves!I’d say daily?
How often do I do it?
What is more important to you, friends or family?A healthy mix of both.
All these young girls yearning to please men, like it’s only thing there is…Insecurity is a turnoff, I like a girl who can think for herself.
Can you guess my height?5’6″
Do I like toys?You like rough toys.
Do I touch myself?Occasionally
Do you care about a girl’s virginity?Nobody cared about MY virginity!
Do you remember how old I am?33
Do you remember what my fantasy is?A night in the pleasure room with you as the mistress.
How big are my boobs?C-cup
How different was your life one year ago?No idea.
Sometimes I feel like nothing really changes.
How do I do my hair… down there?Landing strip
How do you relax after a hard day at work?Grab a coffee with friends and just shoot the breeze.
I try to wear as little make-up as possible…You’re gorgeous the way you look.
It’s tiring to deal with the constant attention of patrons here at the restaurant.
I’m too busy for a relationship right now.I feel you.
I’ll just stay for breakfast, if you know what I mean.
I’m trying to keep a cool head, but it’s hard not to get uppity when you’re as sexy, pretty, and smart as I am.You just need someone as smart, sexy and handsome as you are. Hi!
So, how do I feel about butt stuff?Not initially, maybe after several nights together.
Some might call me crazy, but when it comes to sex, I think like a guy.That’s nor crazy, that’s hot.
We’ll just do it as much as we can, when we can.
The bartender has had a crush on me for ages.Of course he’s crazy about you.
If he doesn’t stop harassing me, he might be looking for a new job.
I would be too, in his position.
This should be easy: what do I like hearing about myself?You like compliments about your sharp wit and intellect.
What do I do for fun?Golf?
What do you think about kink shaming?Whatever.
I never feel ashamed.
What do you think of how I’ve got things set up at the restaurant?I think you’ve got things under control, but I don’t mind giving you my tip.
Or all of it.
What does my scale say when I stand on it?138lbs
What is my position (hehe, get it?) on threesomes?Yes, if you can pick the third person (girl).
What is something you don’t think you’ll ever get to experience?A simple life, stress-free.
What is your favorite season of the year?Autumn brings out the best colors nature can offer.
What makes you laugh?I love making others laugh the most.
What risks are worth taking?I do what feels right at the moment, without overthinking it.
What takes up too much of your free time?Binge-watching TV.
What’s something everyone should try at least once in their lifetime?Breaking the law in a small way, just to feel the thrill of it.
What’s the best present you ever gave or received?It was a personalized mixtape.
We were kids.
Another challenge for you, Junior!Those are D!
Guess my breast size!
Are you more of an ass man, or do you prefer titties.Boobs all the way!
Come on, give me a compliment that will knock me off my feet!You look like someone who can really drive a man wild!
Do you believe in love at first sight?Love is lie.
Just a weakness to get us to stay together with one person.
Do you ever see yourself having kids?I prefer money and silence over having a screaming toddler in my life.
Do you have a favorite book genre?I do, Come check out my place and see the library.
Do you like drinking alcohol?Only when I have nice company.
Do you like women wearing uniforms.I like them white, like working uniforms.
Do you prefer sex or love making?Sex is the thing for me.
Nothing beats raw passion.
Do you think that a girl like me has time for hobbies?Maybe going to the movies?
Favorite vacation spot?I like exploring places that not many people know about.
Has my booty seen some action?Another easy one – yes!
Did I like it?
Have you ever been with an older woman?Not yet… Are you offering?
Here’s a question for you, Junior: How tall am I?Five foot nine?
How do you feel about manscaping?I like things all natural.
How important is food for you?Very much.
I’ll take pleasure wherever I can find it.
I’m thinking of getting a tattoo.I think that is super hot.
What’s your take on that?
Can’t wait to see and touch it!
Let’s see how perceptive you are, Junior133?
Try to guess my weight!
So, masturbation and me!Each and every day?
Where do you think I stand there?
Tell me my public hair style.I’d say you’re all natural down there!
And you just might see it… And more!
If you invited me for a threesome, what would I tell you?You’d be all up for it.
This might be a tricky one for a young man like you – how old am I?I think you’re 32.
Toys aren’t for kids only!I’d bet you’ve got a bunch!
Do you think I have any personal ones?
What is the most attractive part of a girl’s body to you?It’ all about the boobs, baby!
What is your ideal date like?It doesn’t matter where we start as long as we end up in bed. Or on the floor. Whatever.
What is your take on one night stands?Babe, I could make it a night to remember!
What would you say if I told you I had sex less than an hour ago and I’m ready for more?I bet there is even more to your naughty to keep up!
What’s the brand of your car?Don’t know, don’t care.
A car is just a utility.
Where do you see yourself in five years?Is “still in your panties” an acceptable answer?
All the girls are happy you showed up…You’re lucky a REAL man showed up
We were going crazy with no men around.
Bulls are majestic animals.You’re right, they should treat them better.
They should abolish those bullfights in Spain.
Did anything surprising happen lately?Well, you know, I moved here, met you…
Not bad if you ask me.
Do you ever see yourself having kids?Let’s worry about that in, say, ten years?
Do you like reading books?I used to, but now I don’t have the time.
Do you remember my favorite thing in the whole wide world?Rodeo
Do you think it would be weird if a girl asked you out on a date?Why would it?
If you like something, go for it!
How about my favorite sexual fantasy?You want someone to fill your ass up with jizz
Surely you remember this one!
How tall is Mindy?5’8″
I hope you remember my bra size, or else how are you going to buy me lingerie?A nice firm C-cup
I was always self conscious about my freckles…Your freckles are the cutest thing about you!
Kids at school used to make fun of me, they called me spotface.
Well, later they tried to tap my ass, guess who didn’t get their dick wet?
I’m saving myself for marriage, but I like a good buttfuck.Tell me everything, and you’ll be forgiven!
Am I being a hypocrite?
Nothing beats the smell of a farm!!It does grow on you, it does.
Remember what I told you about masturbation?No, You don’t like doing that.
So, how old was I?20
This is important, y’here?!You love compliments about your freckles
What do I like being complimented on?
This one is easy: where do I stand on anal sex?You only do anal, you’re saving your V-card for marriage.
What advice would you give to the younger version of you?Just relax and go with the flow.
Things will work themselves out.
What are you looking forward to the most?Getting to know you better!
What do ya reckon I think about toys?You love vibrators on your clit during anal.
What is your favorite season of the year?I like winter the most.
Everything is so clean and quiet.
What would you do if you were famous?I think I would be the same.
What’s the best advice you ever got?“Everything’s good in the end.
If it’s not good, it’s not end yet”.
What’s the worst time you ever had?My first crush stood me up for our date.
You should remember this…146lbs
How much do I weight?
Can you fight?It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
Do you like working out?I don’t like it or dislike it, it’s just necessary.
I have to.
Do you remember my height?5’10”
Do you support the military?I support all brave souls doing their part to ensure our collective freedom!
Do you think women can be as physically strong as men?Some women are stronger than same men,
but generally no.
Even a boot like you should know this one.30
How many years have passed since I was born?
How big are my twin grenades?D-cups
How do you relax after a hard day at work?Relax? I’ll relax when I’m dead.
How many sexual partners have you had so far?As many push-ups you can do in a session.
How much do I weigh?150 lbs
How tough are you?Come and see.
So, what is my favorite compliment?Words are wind.
You like strong deeds, proving someone’s courage.
People think it’s only the dumb who join the army.I think rough challenges improve every aspect of your being, so that includes the mind and spirit, not just the body.
Let me tell you, there’s nothing stupid about pushing yourself to the limit in every possible aspect.
What do you think about kink shaming?Who has time to care what others think?
What do you think about marriage?I’m married to my work.
What do you think about my ride?Hummers are awesome, let’s go for a drive!
What is the most attractive part of a girl’s body to you?I’m into girls with strong minds, bodies are just a shell.
What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you?I got assaulted by three older kids when I was 12.
I broke one nose, but then they kicked the Jesus out of me.
What makes you laugh?Adrenalin, ironically enough.
What qualities should a leader have?A leader should head the charge, not sit at the back.
What risks are worth taking?Anything my instinct tells me is right.
What takes up too much of your free time?Any time I have is FREE time, thanks to the army.
What’s an annoying habit that others have?Not taking responsibility for anything.
What’s my position on anal?Only with strong men.
What’s my style, down there?Military insignia
What’s the best advice you ever got?Chin down, arms in front.
Would you know what to do in unarmed combat?I’d go for the throat or eyes.
Can you guess my height?5’8″
Do I like toys in the bedroom?Yes, all kinds!
Do you like reading books?Reading is for people that have no life…
Do you remember how old I am?25
Do you remember if I masturbate?Once a week, you want it to be special.
Do you remember what my biggest sexual fantasy is?To be double teamed by two fit guys.
Do you speak any other languages?I speak three languages fluently, but that’s still not the thing I do best with my tongue.
Have you heard of sexercise?It’s a great way to burn calories and have fun at the same time.
How big are my boobs?C-cup
How do I style my hair… down there?Hairless.
You did a laser hair removal.
I’m so sad that some of my friends are fat, but don’t think they can lose weight.Inspire them with your actions, don’t judge them!
Let’s talk about sexual fantasies!I’d love to watch a girl pleasure herself.
What haven’t you done yet, but really want to?
So, I told you what I think about threesomes.Yes!
Do you remember?
FFM or FMM.
Hell, even FFF.
Some athletes use performance-enhancing drugs, what do you think about that?It’s a shame, sports should be clean.
Some of my friends are going hiking next weekend, want to come?Sure, I love being outside, breathing the fresh mountain air.
What are the best thing and the worst thing about getting older?I was lost back then.
Now I know what I want and how to get it.
What do I do for fun?Watching horror movies.
What do you people think is weird about you?I have so much sexual stamina, I sometimes even scare myself.
What do you think about marriage?To each their own, I guess, but I can’t see myself ever settling down.
What does my scale say when I stand on it?134lbs
What is on your bucket list?It sounds vague, but I’d like to leave my mark on the world.
What was your favorite game as a kid?Anything involving a ball would get me riled up to compete with my buddies.
What was your high school like?It’s over.
That is the best thing about it.
What would you choose, never to have to eat again or never to have to sleep?Neither, both are parts of the human experience.
What would you consider a pleasant surprise?Inheriting a huge fortune from a rich relative I never knew I had!
What would you rather, exercise 15 minute a day or do a 2 hour exercise once a week?It looks like you know a bit about fitness.
What’s better, spiders or snakes?Snakes are enchanting.
What’s my favorite compliments?You like compliments about your pretty face.
What’s my position on anal?You love it.
What’s the worst date you ever had?The girl wouldn’t shut up about her ex.
It was horrible, really.
What’s your favorite eye color?Green
A girl has to pleasure herself from time to time.Maybe a few times a week?
How often do I do it?
Do you have a secret kink?I’m a pretty vanilla guy.
Some PDA and nothing more, I’m afraid.
Do you prefer sex or love making?Lovemaking.
It’s all about expressing your emotions physically.
Do you remember my stance on threesomes?Let me guess – never done it?
Do you think it would be weird if a girl asked you out on a date?No, not at all!
We’re all human after all!
Do you think that someone my ages is too young find eternal love?You’re never too young, or old, for love!
Remember me telling you my age?
So, What is it?
I know you remember my public hair style.As long as it’s nice and tidy, I’d be happy!
What’s it like?
If you wanted to give me a true compliment, what would you say?Is it your beautiful hair?
If you were me, would you expand the business or go back to school?You’re never too old to learn something new.
Go for it!
Imagine you get to know a girl who is not very experienced.That is not important.
What would you do?
We could discover new things together.
I’ve told you what my weight is.140?
Let’s see if you were listening!
I’ve told you what’s my hobby.Reading?
Do you remember?
Let’s play!A trunk full of books I haven’t read before!
What is the one thing you would take to a deserted island?
My birthday is coming soon, and it’s big one.Can’t go wrong with friends and family!
What should I do?
My dad is extremely strict.You should move out as soon as possible!
How should I handle it?
Remember how tall I am?Five foot…
Remind me, what did I say about my fantasies?You seem to be pretty mild.
Speaking of farm life, are you more of a cat person or a dog person?I prefer dogs.
I need a faithful companion.
What did I say about anal sex?I’d say that is something you are yet to experience!
What did I tell you about intimate toys and me?Once again, I wouldn’t say you have one.
What is the thing that makes you instantly dislike someone?Seeing them treat other people poorly.
What is your ideal date like?A quiet evening at home, cuddling on the couch, a nice movie.
Just the two of us.
What would you do if a girl cheated on you?I’d break things off immediately.
Cheating’s a deal-breaker!
What would you say if I told you I had sex less than an hour ago and I’m ready for more?Nah, you are just messing with me!
A nice girl like you?
Without touching, tell me what my cup size is!I want to say… D something?
Do I ever touch myself?Never.
Do I like using toys in the bedroom?You don’t need toys
Do you like anime?I haven’t watched any, but I’m thinking of starting.
Do you like seafood?I like prawns. Oh, and octopus.
Do you remember my weight?120
How big are my boobsB
How different was your life one year ago?I had way less of an idea about what I want to do with my life
How old am I?25
How tall am I?5’3″
I can teach you how to do origami.Teach me how to make a dragon!
I like black.Your clothes go well with your eyes and hair.
My man must be like mt. Fuji!My spirit is unshakeable.
Strong, bold and hard.
Sometimes I miss my village in Japan.We can go visit your family together.
Tamiko means “child of the people”.It’s a beautiful name, and it suits you.
Do you like it?
What age do you wish you could permanently be?21.
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
What do I think about anal?Never.
What do you think about Japan?Godzilla, smurais and dragons!
I love Japan!
What do you think about kink shaming?Some things should be kept private.
What is my favorite compliment?You like being told your English is good.
What is my hobby?Motorbike racing.
What is my sexual fantasy?To be blindfolded.
What is your favorite type of fish?Salmon is the tatiest.
What makes you laugh?I love watching stand-up comedy.
What takes up too much of your free time?Social networks and the Internet in general.
What’s an annoying habit that others have?Taking me for granted.
I’m more than meets the eye.
What’s my style down there?In the shape of a katana cut.
What’s the best present you ever gave or received?I bought her a puppy.
She left me, and kept the dog.
Would I ever have a threesome.Never
Being a masseuse, you learn that not all touch is sexual, but it also weirdly makes you more sexual than usual.Touch is therapeutic.
Una and I can’t get enough…
And you girls have a special kind of touch!
I love it.
Can you cook?Anything for a lovely lady… Or ladies!
Do we use toys in bed?Una likes a small vibrator for her clit, and Diana enjoys a rabbit-tail anal plug.
Do you like reality TV?I simply adore it.
Do you remember what I told you about our public hair styles?Diana has a thin landing strip, and Una shaves completely.
Have you forgotten how much we weigh?252lbs together
How often do we masturbate?You rarely masturbate, you have sex all the time.
I lost my virginity to a girl, and Una’s cherry was popped by a guy.Maybe we can experiment together?
We still like experimenting…
I want to surprise Una with a present for our anniversary.How about taking her on a vacation for the weekend.
What should I get her?
Maybe the mountains?
I’m writing this song, I don’t know how to rhyme this part.How about: “time with you, slowing”.
Can you help?
It goes: “the moon smiles down, sweet nectar flowing, high waterfalls abound” …
I’m missing a line.
Okay this one is really important: What are our favorite compliments?Una likes being told she’s the best masseuse, and Diana likes compliments about her singing.
Only the most perceptive people notice my eyes are green, and Una’s brown.Cause everyone likes to fantasize about twins.
I noticed, though.
So, how old are Una and me?Una is 26, Diana is 27
Sometimes it can get pretty hard to control myself when a hot girl ends up on my massage table.You girls are living the dream!
I once massaged a girl all over, for an hour longer than she paid for.
I used so much oil…
She was scalding hot!
She licked my pussy afterward, so it’s all good!
But shhh, don’t tell Una!
There are many jokes about blondes.Diana is, Una isn’t.
None are true, let me tell you.
Well, some are true…
Can you guess if we’re natural blondes?
This should be easy, guys are crazy for boobs.Both D cups.
How big are Una’s and mine?
We actually met at a massage workshop, in Thailand.Love at first massage?
We even got put in the same room together.
Everyone thought we were twins.
The sounds coming from our hut were raising some eyebrows, to say the least.
We told you about our favorite hobby.Game night with friends.
Well, other than music.
What did I tell you about anal?Una says yes and Diana says yes PLEASE.
What is our favourite sexual fantasy?A foursome with a straight couple.
What is our position on threesomes?Duh
What would you do if you were famous?Trolling paparazzi.
All day, every day.
What’s the best advice you ever got?“You’re not rich enough to buy cheap things!”
What’s the weirdest job you ever had?I was an animal keeper in a zoo for a short while.
What’s the worst time you ever had?I had to go to a really posh party once.
I was bored out of my mind.